How To Breathe Under Water:

Equipment:

• a bowl
• wooden spoon
• measuring cup
• a microwave
• a grater

Ingredients:

• 1 chopped up goldfish
• 1 shark tail
• 2 ¼  tablespoons of salt  
• 3 ½ cups of water
• 1 rotten egg
• 1 piece of seaweed
• ⅓ of a watermelon
• 3 ½ pieces of black forest chocolate

Have you ever wondered whats its like to be a fish and to swim around deep under water without having to come up to breathe?

Well now you can just follow these simple steps,

Step One:

Put chopped up goldfish in the bowl along with the shark tail then stir in salt and water.

Step Two:

Slice up seaweed and watermelon into small pieces then add to the mixture.

Step Three:

Grate the black forest chocolate then gently sprinkle on the top.

Step Four:

Place bowl in microwave and heat on medium for approximately 6 minutes then take out and leave to cool.

Step Five:

After you have left it to cool quickly stir for 3 seconds then drink up!!!  [you might want to hold your nose]

Wait 12 hours then head to the sea and dive down deep to try it out!

Note, side effects may include:

Being stuck as an underwater creature for life,

unusual webiness or scales.