How To Breathe Under Water:
Equipment:
- a bowl
- wooden spoon
- measuring cup
- a microwave
- a grater
Ingredients:
- 1 chopped up goldfish
- 1 shark tail
- 2 ¼ tablespoons of salt
- 3 ½ cups of water
- 1 rotten egg
- 1 piece of seaweed
- ⅓ of a watermelon
- 3 ½ pieces of black forest chocolate
Have you ever wondered whats its like to be a fish and to swim around deep under water without having to come up to breathe?
Well now you can just follow these simple steps,
Step One:
Put chopped up goldfish in the bowl along with the shark tail then stir in salt and water.
Step Two:
Slice up seaweed and watermelon into small pieces then add to the mixture.
Step Three:
Grate the black forest chocolate then gently sprinkle on the top.
Step Four:
Place bowl in microwave and heat on medium for approximately 6 minutes then take out and leave to cool.
Step Five:
After you have left it to cool quickly stir for 3 seconds then drink up!!! [you might want to hold your nose]
Wait 12 hours then head to the sea and dive down deep to try it out!
Note, side effects may include:
Being stuck as an underwater creature for life,
unusual webiness or scales.
